I hope every had a Clean ass week. I’m in NYC for the next 9 days working on some construction sites to make some cash that I will inevitably blow double at the track in Saratoga this summer.

After a day sweating through a NYC commute, it felt great to crack a beer and watch the US Open yesterday being played just east of me at Shinnecock Hills. Pros getting absolutely TORCHED by the course. Dustin Johnson played unbelievable through 36 just to be 4 under. Meanwhile, Rickie Fowler missed about 60 birdie putts. My math might be off there. Going into Saturday it’s nice to have 3 Americans at the top of the leader board and defending champ and man-rocket Brooks Koepka back in the hunt with a strong second round.

And THANK GOD Poulter had an atrocious 8th hole to bump him off of DJ’s heels. Skull out of a green-side trap and two FAT chunkers before finally getting on the green. He’s the biggest asshole that everyone knows is an asshole in all of sports.

And just to clear the air: the US Open is THE Open. The British Open branding itself as such is fake fucking news. Not to mention they usually schedule it on or around 4th of July weekend, those bitter Englishmen. The US Open is the true golf championship.

Have a great Father’s Day and let’s hope the US Open winner ends up well over par to make our Dad’s feel better about their game.